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Performance Review

My med student had a nice Zinger this morning, I thought it worthy of mention in my Quotes section.

If God was my employee I would fire him for his incompetence.  -Gunter

Can you imagine keeping around an employee with God’s track record.  The plagues, the murders, the betrayals, the intolerance, the bigotry, the failure to get along with others, failure to take constructive criticism, mass starvation, the genocides…etc.   Folks, we CAN do better than this!!!

Can you imagine an HR professional reviewing his Resume?   ‘Well God, Why were you fired from your last job?”

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  1. August 19, 2009 at 2:12 am

    Remember, all the terrible things are the fault of Adam and Eve — well, really Eve. Gee I wonder what would have happened if only Eve ate the apple and Adam said, “I’m listening to God !”
    Now that would be a great short story !

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